I can’t stop listening to Coldplay. Also I listened to some Bob Marley today.

I checked the air to make sure no one was smoking weed next door or in the hall, so I’m not sure how else to explain that one. Some of their music is just good. And that is all I have to say about that.

Russ brought Assassin’s Creed this weekend, and I became addicted again and then had to be yanked off like a dope in rehab when he went back home. Here, I’ll explain it this way. It has all the qualities I enjoy in video games:

1. Hack and slash

2. Flying through the air on top of buildings in the Middle East

3. Slow, painfully-easy-to-follow plot lines

4. Feeling like a badass.

In other words, if I was rich, I would buy an XBox 360 and play Assassin’s Creed 1 and 2 until my eyes bled. And then I would buy new eyes, because I’m rich.

MINI. SCONES. I had some in math class, which made math and the large amounts of coffee I chug at that hour more bearable and actually a little more fun, because I had MINI SCONES. If you can’t already guess, they are mini, and also scones. I tried to share some of my MINI SCONES with my bitter professor, but he grunted at me, which made me regret offering the delicious things and then I just made a little MINI SCONES party with the people around me. And that was enjoyable.

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